So I’m in Egypt. How did that happen. I’m really sweaty and my feet kind of hurt. And everything is really awkward, like freshmen year welcome week. I hate it. Of all the types of awkward I like – and believe me, I love awkward – I do not like orientation week social awkwardness. The people you meet you rarely stay friends with, you don’t know where you are or what you’re doing but act like everything is cool, and it’s a bunch of drunken debauchery that is not particularly enjoyable. Everyone is in the same awkward boat, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
It’s the only time I ever wish school would start sooner.